Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
We are two peas in an std pod
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
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