North Korea, Best Korea!
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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