My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
Randomize