is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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