just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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