it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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