Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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