Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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