But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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