When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
