I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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