I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
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