the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I have fence marks all over my body
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
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