The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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