I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
Thumbs up
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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