Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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