if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
There's always time for handjobs
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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