it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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