Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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