Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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