i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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