She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
Randomize
