Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize
