This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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