This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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