I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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