It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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