I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
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