found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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