Someone shit on the floor
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
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