Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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