Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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