i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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