I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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