Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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