brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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