This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
As shirtless as possible
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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