Christians are straight up FREAKS
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
operation harelip BJ is a go
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
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