i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
Sex in the backyard? Check.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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