sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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