I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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