At least make sure they are 18
Why
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
