I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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