so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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