it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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