kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
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