Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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