it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
Randomize
