Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
I just projectile vomited in a Methodist church parking lot. If Jesus didn't love me before he sure as hell doesn't now.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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