R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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