I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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