Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Damn victory sex feels great
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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