I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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