I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
organizing the empties. That sober.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Randomize
