They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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