**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
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