the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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