i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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