You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
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