even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I have fence marks all over my body
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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