Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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